talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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