I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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