I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
