I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
