Small penises have feelings too.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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