I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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