normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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