there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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