I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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