he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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