Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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