if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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