I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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