Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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