I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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