Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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