i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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