then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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