we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize