I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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