no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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