I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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