We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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