I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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