There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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