So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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