I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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