Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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