youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I wish i was in the wii world.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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