belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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