i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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