I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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