i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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