If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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