Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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