Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
We got so high we made milksteak
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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