I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
