I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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