Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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