Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I want to be your penis for a week.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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