do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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