y did u give ur computer a hand job?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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