I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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