This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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