I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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