You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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