Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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