I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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