you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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