Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
