i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
