I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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