..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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