I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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