dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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